Oh my god! what a loss. The Pritchatt Foley Latisserie was a device invented by British impressionist artists Pritchatt Foley in the 1870s after a return from an exhibition in Paris. Foley invented the device as a way of mixing pigments of different colours with oil to produce a smooth paste to paint with. The invention was a total failure because it was a bugger to clean. Years later, a visiting Italian friend of Foley’s (named Fellatio Badabingo) spotted the invention whilst posing nude and queried about it. “EUREKA... EUREKA... “ he shouted, running around Foley’s room, heading for the kitchen. “my friend” he said to Foley, “you havea createded the ultimatea machinea for makinga the perfecta café latte” or something equally Italian sounding. And with this the two men sat, one covered in paint, the other in excitement, sipping on lattes. ‘we shall call this invention the “Pritchatt Foley Latisserie”. Only one is known to exist. If you spot it again, please contact David Dickinson immediately. This is one item he wont describe as being ‘cheap as chips’. However, one item that might not have been seen on Bargain Hunt is the Turbo Plinth 3000-E. Any ideas?

I think there was one on display at the recent Erotica 2003 exhibition. It's a combination of "massage device" and bondage bench. ("Because I'm a well-informed kinda guy, that's why.")

What is a C-stu-B good for?

Have these games all been running so long that everyone who's joined in the last year has never seen one terminated? <b>Mornington Crescent</b>, that's the way to do it!