Attach the outboard motor.

Maximus Decimus Meridius

Resolve pi to 10,000 places.

meer haast minder snelheid

I've got the complete set of Minder on video.

Mie langu jicho

My language irritates.

Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

The post office uses DC3s as their work horse.

¡Encima de su, compañero!

Smile at the customers, salaryman!

Schlesischer Mohnkuchen mit dicken Butterstreuseln nach original schlesischen Familienrezept

That film director man cooks Spotted Dick with butter for his family's unique reception.

Zweckmäßige Handlung, Orientation, Richtung

Deliver message by hand, face the right direction and use flowery language.

Tawelwch! Llyfrgell yw hwn, 'dach i'n gwbod.

Infidel! Bow down before us, the Klingon army!

En caso de ser victima o testigo de un delito en el Metro de Londres, llame a la British Transport Police.

If the trains break down, alternative transport by llama will be arranged by the British Transport Police.

Enchiridion indulgentiarum

And Celine Dion likes being pampered with smells.

Haws twyllo maban na gwrachan.

Prostitutes around here may not be women.

de mieren onder de vloer hebben partijen

The meerkats over there with the voles are having a great party.

Klettern Sie jedes Gebirgssegel jedes Meer

The Jedi Gerbils Collective have just joined the party and are trying to convert the meerkats to Jedi-ism.

Si fallatis officium, quaestor infitias eat se quicquam scire de factis vestris

If you are attending the sexual needs of anyone important, ask how long it will take, if anyone knows where he is and whether it will ruin your clothes.

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Time warning: Competitors in this free-for-all MUST make their entries within a reasonable time. ZK came very close to having a substitute made ... please, all, take care with your timing - it is important to all parties (e.g. 7:30 for 8:00 means that I turn up at 9:00 so that I can watch everyone else make fools of themselves.)

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Huh? What did I do?