mc5 - Carpe Diem - Fish of the Day

Raak

Doner and a hurl.

don su don su don doko doko don

Darren

Welcome Donald! Welcome Susan! Donald! Susan! Donald! Do come in! Do come in, Donald!

Excusatio non petita, accusatio manifesta.

Big Dave

Excuse me, you are not small. I accuse you manifestly.

Non ho pagato per il mio libro nuovo

Chalky

I'm afraid there is no hope for your illness while my books remain so pristine.

naturam expellas furca! tamen usque recurret

Raak

Phew! Better out than in, but warn people if you're going to do that again!

quod erat demonstrandum

CdM

Those vermin are protesting in the square again.

ri-mi-bi-du-mo-i-odi-ai-ama-ri-go

Darren

A poem: I bid for more iodine, then I go away.

Nihongo ga wakarimasen.

Kim

Hung like a mason.

Voici l'Anglais avec sang-froid habituel.

gil

The English Voices sang in a Freudian fashion as usual.

Saya chakap Melayu baik, la

Chalky

If you are about to vomit, I will settle you comfortably and sing a bit.

ho le mey kiti luca chi chi chi

Darren

The sacred kitten of Brian May looks as if it's about to take up ballroom dancing.

Watashi wa baka na gajin

plump

What does she want a bread maker for?

gote mu mein aa gaye

Raak

My goats are all gay.

om mane padme hum

blamelewis

My bachelor pad stinks

In flagranté delicto

Breadmaster

Yes, it is meant to do that. It's called caramelisation. It will be delicious. Trust me.

Hasta la vista, baby!

matt

Isn't that a fine view, my child?

sic transit gloria mundi

penelope

Mrs Estefan threw up in the van on the journey home from a weekend away.

Hony soit qui mal y pense

Chalky

When Malcolm is 'dressed up', he would prefer to be known as 'Honey'

si monumentum requiris, circumspice

DrQu+xum

Making a huge statue by pouring cement over Victoria Beckham.

Penblwydd Hapus

Darren

Agh! The cat has drawn blood from my "little chap!"

Daijobu desu ka?

Raak

Still working at the day job? (I would be surprised to find that "daijobu" really is Japanese for "day job".)

con fuoco