mc5 - Carpe Diem - Fish of the Day

[Dunx's one] It takes bravery to eat porridge.
[matt's one] You can have any 2 or 3 of these women.

Ein Neger mit Gazelle zagt im Regen nie.

[matt] Sorry, when I saw the word "simulpost" I assumed blindly you hadn't done one for Dunx. I just realised you did.

One enchanted night with the poised gazelle ensured the longevity of his reign.

poly phlois boio thalasses

I love many boys and girls.

nisi dominus frustra

Breadmaster

It can be frustrating trying to keep your home nice.

Brekekekex, ko-ax, ko-ax!

Send a repairman immediately! My television aerial has broken!

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre!

Bzzzzzt! Repetition (see above).

[BM] I think he's doing it on purpose; his previous one was a repetition too!

Dollis Hill

Chalky

Dull ease ill

DrQu+xum

Démenti D'Ongar

[BM, CdM] Thank you for your forbearance - I think I'll just stop trying to play now.

Is DrQ's one meant in earnest?

[Darren] Yes.

In that case, Démenti D'Ongar = Uncontrollable male libido

Méchant poulain peut devenir bon cheval

When I'm poorly I sing and keep a big shovel under the beadspread.

Nove polegadas são demasiado curtas

[Darren - Superb!]
That polecat matches the curtains back at my cottage.

Una paloma blanca

A large bottle of Tipex

Zrob-co, bo cie zdupcza

"Zrob Co." - the place to buy teacups.

Faccio una piccola passaggiata.