mc5 - Carpe Diem - Fish of the Day

If there are so many buses, how come I haven't seen one yet?

Je pense, donc je suis.

When I'm thinking, I dip swiss rolls in my tea.

Quod esse non potest

Don't protest about Status Quo

Ho fatto una gran cazzata

Hey fatso, is that your grandmother on your arm?

ceteris paribus

The badgers are laughing together

Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad

I'm glad your wife plays too.

Ich habe bauchschmerzen

I have slime on my back.

Hur gör man sin egen sida?

Breadmaster

Herman Göring was a sinful man, despite his home brewed cider.

Ite, missa est

Here are the weapons of mass destruction.

mutatis mutandis

X-Men 2

nuqDaq yuch Dapol?

Who threw up on my model railway?

Fac ut gaudeam

Bloody Hell, that CD's LOUD

Ne vous tenez pas sur mes orteils, svp

Hint; It's nothing to do with the lack of italics.

Don't play tennis with me, it's such an ordeal.

I campi obbligatori sono in grassetto

I'll only do my Liberace impression once I'm stoned.

Non, je ne regrettes rien!

Nuns shouldn't mock egrets.
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?

Are you a couch lesbian?

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