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Carpe Diem - Fish of the Day
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One player will provide a word or phrase in another language, and the next will furnish us with an erudite translation and then a word or phrase of their own...
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No-one failed to notice that his favourite collection of hedgehogs were escaping from the bottom of his trousers.

Honores mutant mores

When in the company of Daily Mail readers, be sure to respect their customs.

me genoi!
I'm a cherry cake

Sacre bleu!

Blue sugar!

Je plie et ne romps pas.

I've got a headache

solventur risu tabulae: tu missus abibis!

I can't glue the table: the wife's drunk it!

hande hoch

I have pawned my limbs.

Er is aan alles een overvloed.

Eh oop, there's summat nowt right about me computer...

Credo, quia impossibile est.
It's tough to be hip these days.

deus ex machina

I have a teacup with cracks in the shape of Jesus' face.

Wovon mann nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen.

The transvestite with the face like a haddock is left speechless.

Får jag låna din öl?
How far does your Jaguar go before it needs an oil change?

Wirken Sie mit!

We are huge fans of Kenneth's fingerless glove

Pleon hemisy pantos

I prefer to think of the trousers as being half full.
Bugger - I was going to say "Sooty has not done enough exercise!"

À la recherche du temps perdus

"Time for grilled chicken!"

Håll den här medans jag sticker.
I hold my hair on with glue.

verb. sap.

Tree speak.

La Bamba

Cute Italian deer - less than a year old

Zut alors!

My jacket is blowing away

chateax maison

Massage parlour vorsprung durch technik
It just popped out during Metalwork!

Oppidum antemeridialum corniculatum [I sense fatigue is setting in; would someone like to do the honours?]

Mornington Crescent.
Although, really, I wouldn't mind carrying on with it.

Vous souhaitez louer une voiture?

Will you make sweaty love with me in my car?

tumulus simulacrorum

This is actually a false beer belly I am wearing.

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

The dragon is exhausted after getting a lap dance.

Neis cwrdd â chi
You nose has bad karma.

Cymru

A sort of rice cake made from the excretions when a person is aroused.

Ich bin ein auslander.

I've hidden the body of an Australian among the refuse.

Schreib mal wieder!

Open your mouth wider and scream (as the Nazi dentist said to Dustin Hoffman).

obscuris per obscurum

Honestly - there's no need to hide the label on that cheap bottle of bacardi.

Cosi fan tutte

A frilly teapot ventilator.

É aquela uma banana em seu bolso?

Will one banana from the sea make you angry?

Est-ce qu'il y a du fromage?
Is your age making you feel unwell?

Hij was toen 43 jaar.

He died of eating 43 jars of pickled tuna.

Et dixit fiat lux; et lux fit.

The fat dictator was a perfect fit for his luxury Fiat.

der bestirnte Himmel uber mir und das moralische Gesetz in mir

Heaven is stunted over Mir, for there is ghostly morality within.

En arche en ho logos, kai ho logos en pros ton theon, kai theon en ho logos.
"In order to improve homeland security, all American citizen will need to have the Statue of Liberty and American flag tattooed on their foreheads."

Éamonn atá orm.
Your husband is home.

De historie zal deze oorlog beschouwen als een van de keerpunten in deze eeuw.

History will show that long strands of Izal have been stashed in the van secreted in the boathouse alongside the slumbering ewe.

Suppressio veri suggestion falsi

Please don't ask again about my breast implants.

Na bardito taynel o pogekône!

In the Bardo, it costs one conical podume to enter the tunnel (of rebirth).

D'argent a la fasce d'azure, charge d'un soleil de gules.

It's urgent that you cover your face with gemstones: a seagull has just flown into the sun.

Eh. Mitä ihmettä?

$1000 to whack him. [Indistinguishable Brooklyn Gangster Jibberish.]

Que horas são?
Is this pig really a prostitute?

So desu ne!
So don't sue me!

borgen macht sorgen

Burgers give you a tummy ache

Çà n'fait rien

Such is fate.

Sans souci

Without ketchup.

Doch jeder tötet, was er liebt.

You may have either tortoise, whichever you prefer.

Rauchen verboten

Rowers for boats.

Alles Vergängliche
ist nur ein Gleichnis
Das unzulängliche
Hier ist ereignis
Das unbeschreibliche
Hier ist's getan
Das ewig-weibliche
Zieht uns hinan.
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go!

ardha baddha padmottanasana

That's a nasty looking verruca.

sul ponticello

Don't sulk, you poncy cellist!
Pogue mahone dubh
"Our sex life is fine." -- First Lady Laura Bush

Suoraan eteenpäin
Suffering from teenage angst

E pluribus, unum

If there are so many buses, how come I haven't seen one yet?

Je pense, donc je suis.
When I'm thinking, I dip swiss rolls in my tea.

Quod esse non potest

Don't protest about Status Quo

Ho fatto una gran cazzata
Hey fatso, is that your grandmother on your arm?

ceteris paribus

The badgers are laughing together

Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad

I'm glad your wife plays too.

Ich habe bauchschmerzen
I have slime on my back.

Hur gör man sin egen sida?

Herman Göring was a sinful man, despite his home brewed cider.

Ite, missa est
Here are the weapons of mass destruction.

mutatis mutandis

X-Men 2

nuqDaq yuch Dapol?

Who threw up on my model railway?

Fac ut gaudeam

Bloody Hell, that CD's LOUD

Ne vous tenez pas sur mes orteils, svp
Hint; It's nothing to do with the lack of italics.
Don't play tennis with me, it's such an ordeal.

I campi obbligatori sono in grassetto

I'll only do my Liberace impression once I'm stoned.

Non, je ne regrettes rien!

Nuns shouldn't mock egrets.
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
Are you a couch lesbian?

gibier de potence

gibber over the pot

Strewth!

Third person singular of "strew". When used as an interjection, the subject is understood to be "God": "God strewth" refers to the divine bounty in creating the remarkable spectacle that has provoked the speaker's ejaculation.

Ne ekersen onu bicersin

No ejaculation without fornication

Ferro tunicam!

The camera attached to the tunafish is made of iron!

J'ai pollette d'arnu
These female parrots have just hatched.

ma non parlo l'italiano molto bene

My mother decided not to redecorate the parlour in Italian style. She's using molten beans instead.

Mens sana in corpore sano
The men's sauna includes sandwiches

Mamma Mia!

Look at my breasts!

Memento mori

I remember more! (The slogan of a memory training course.)

lapsus linguae

Pasta with reindeer sauce

Khob Khun Krab
Corn with seafood.

Im Sommer fallen die dicken Leute auf, im Winter die dünnen.

Do not loiter with your genitals exposed in the month of August, because you will fall down dead in December.

Yassoo Kombare!

Hi ho Silver! (Or possibly Gold, depending on the inflection).

Dos pesos.

Dole money.

Entrer dans une firme
(An order by Mr. Parslow's wife.)

Dwi'n hoffi Llambed
Come in for a coffee - my bed's soft too! ..... Dreaming - I've never had an invite like that.

Há um cabelo em minha sopa.

I ordered my supper on the internet

Jeg herpa gitaren min med en saks
My guitar has herpes and my doctor is a saxophone.

casus belli

Incoming telephone call

dulce de leche
This milk is too quiet.

El que se queja, faltas tiene.

All your quizzes fail to grasp the rudimentary questions.

Et ego in Arcadia vixi.

And I play Tails the fox in Sonic the Hedgehog videogames.

In dubio pro reo.

George Bush is in favour of Brazil

tum chuutya ho
Belly-dancer cum prostitute.

Mirabile visu

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