mc5 - Carpe Diem - Fish of the Day

Da fizzy mineral water is well wicked.

abiit excessit evasit erupit

If you keep playing with it, it will fall off.

allegro ma non troppo

This is an early model, with a speed limiter

Arma virumque cano

Viagra is made from dog's bollocks.

megaloblatta blaberoides

"I'm really great, so I'm going to kill anyone who mentions haemorrhoids."

Der Befehl Speichern unter

No-one failed to notice that his favourite collection of hedgehogs were escaping from the bottom of his trousers.

Honores mutant mores

When in the company of Daily Mail readers, be sure to respect their customs.

me genoi!

I'm a cherry cake

Sacre bleu!

Blue sugar!

Je plie et ne romps pas.

I've got a headache

solventur risu tabulae: tu missus abibis!

I can't glue the table: the wife's drunk it!

hande hoch