mc5 - Carpe Diem - Fish of the Day

Have you stuck my tape-head cleaner up your arse again?

primus inter pares

My camping stove is in pieces

Teo torriate konomama iko

My mother has run off with a theatrical troupe.

Barbara celarent darii ferio baralipton

Barbara quickly makes Darius a strong cup of tea
[Having introduced him to the wonderful concept of mnemonic syllogisms].

LOLOLO FUNEX?

A limbo dancing party.

Ave imperator, morituri te salutant!

"When the bird-people rule, I will kill all conservatives as a warning!"

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre

"Legs will be broken at the toga party"

Egy sör, kérem.

I will pelt you with eggs, sir churl!

Gradus ad Parnassum

Students may find mountaineering expensive

Gluckliche Reise

T.A.T.U. has a new hit.

Forlat, Jag tanke den var min ben.

My Jaguar needs refuelling with four-star, but I refuse to buy anything from a petrol station run by that varmint, Ben.

Son pittore ancor io!

For pity's sake, child, tie down the moons of Jupiter!

So de wa arimasen yo!

Da fizzy mineral water is well wicked.

abiit excessit evasit erupit