mc5 - Carpe Diem - Fish of the Day

Periwinkles stuffed with hot chillies. (Yum!)

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Areopagitica

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Areopagitica

What astronauts must use to keep in touch until mobile phone masts are erected on Mars (only a matter of time).

Ecce homo!

The Queen's Speech

Pro schola grates agimus vetusta

Be grateful that your education has accelerated your body's progression into old age.

Hej Gamle Man

High Roller in New Orleans.

Har du sedd min kaslonger?

Have you stuck my tape-head cleaner up your arse again?

primus inter pares

My camping stove is in pieces

Teo torriate konomama iko

My mother has run off with a theatrical troupe.

Barbara celarent darii ferio baralipton

Barbara quickly makes Darius a strong cup of tea
[Having introduced him to the wonderful concept of mnemonic syllogisms].

LOLOLO FUNEX?

A limbo dancing party.

Ave imperator, morituri te salutant!

"When the bird-people rule, I will kill all conservatives as a warning!"

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre

"Legs will be broken at the toga party"

Egy sör, kérem.

I will pelt you with eggs, sir churl!

Gradus ad Parnassum

Students may find mountaineering expensive

Gluckliche Reise