mc5 - Carpe Diem - Fish of the Day

Raak

Alia would like to be known as "Jack" since the operation.

comme ci, comme ça

Chalky

Would you like to examine my precise punctuation?

rusticus expectat dum defluat amnis

Ibid

Country people know that animals fart.

Amantium irae amoris integratio est

Projoy

I love it when a plan comes together.

curriculum vitae

rab

School is compulsory

I believe the following is grammatically incorrect, but I'm quoting the song:
voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir

DrQu+xum

Get off the bench and on the court -- your serve.

Y Ddraig Goch ddyry gychwyn

Dujon

As best I can figure it out, Dr Q, you mean

"If you wore drag you would look just like Ira Gershwin"

Nonlo faccia, per favore.

gil

No pouting, please.

È pericoloso da appoggiarsi a fuori

Raak

Periwinkles stuffed with hot chillies. (Yum!)

- áíÓ äÈí ÈáÇ ßÑÇãÉ ÅáÇ Ýí æØäå! ..

Raak

Oops. It worked in the page I copied it from. Here's a replacement:

Areopagitica

Raak

Oops again. I hope I haven't screwed up the formatting...

Raak

Ah. Ok now.

Areopagitica

Breadmaster

What astronauts must use to keep in touch until mobile phone masts are erected on Mars (only a matter of time).

Ecce homo!

lodge

The Queen's Speech

Pro schola grates agimus vetusta

Darren

Be grateful that your education has accelerated your body's progression into old age.

Hej Gamle Man

DrQu+xum

High Roller in New Orleans.

Har du sedd min kaslonger?

Lodge

Have you stuck my tape-head cleaner up your arse again?

primus inter pares

Uncle Korky

My camping stove is in pieces

Teo torriate konomama iko

Raak

My mother has run off with a theatrical troupe.

Barbara celarent darii ferio baralipton

Kim

Barbara quickly makes Darius a strong cup of tea
[Having introduced him to the wonderful concept of mnemonic syllogisms].

LOLOLO FUNEX?

Darren

A limbo dancing party.

Ave imperator, morituri te salutant!