Oops, my move.
När kunderna som drabbats protesterat har de mötts av hot om indrivning och stämningar

Don't condemn some lifeless bats - a rat is picketing John Motson, now a hot Buddhist who refuses to drive Scottish cars that stutter. (A letter written to Ally McCoist by a Ukranian fan with a particularly bad dictionary)

dura lex sed lex

Durex - made from legs.

Oppmøtet var også lavere enn regjeringen hadde håpet

This motet shows you how to wash your pet's hat in the rain.

ante bellum

I implore you O sister of my proud father to please call them soonest

Danka zrob-co, bo cie zdupcza