We are the knights who say Ni! We give you a herring with which to cut down the mightiest tree in this forest!

securus licet Aenean Rutulumque ferocem committas, nulli gravis est percussus Achilles aut multum quaesitus Hylas urnamque secutus

Sexy licences are available from the Ferocious Reticulan Anal committee, but these don't cover beating out people's brains or multiple quantum urn sucking.

Caro dio, sesso me del high. Vorrei credere nella vostra nota. Addestrilo prego calorosamente. Dio, uno da potere me da venire!

My dear, I want to join the mile high club. It will up my street cred and yours. You'll burn off calories! Dear, please, come with me a moment!!!! (said in increasingly desperate voice to an air steward before the passenger was arrested. In her defence, she said she meant she could eat a mile high club biscuit as she was hungry)

Varmista mukava matka: aja autosi junaan. Varaa paikkasi ajoissa

'Tis a misty, moisty morning: I must take the car to June, where I shall park joyfully.

nemo me impune lacessit

(Marlon) Him, my little Nemo, has left!

rubet auditor cui frigida mens est criminibus tacita sudant praecordia culpa

Worldcom auditors are cold men with criminal tendancies who will deny anything is their fault.

valse hoop nooit open deuren

It's not Hoop Night, so open the door!

O bob trwm, trymaf henaint.

Oi, Bob, it's your turn -- I moved to Hainault.

Quid pro quo

Budge, Alan, fetch your anorak, get many euros and bet them all.

Pie Jesu, Pie Jesu, Pie Jesu, Pie Jesu, qui tollis peccata mundi, dona eis requiem

Pies, pies, pies, for Christ's sake. We've pecked at them since Monday. Let's finish off those kebabs.

Vedi Napoli e poi mori.