i Stratford | Enter drunk lutenist, who strums almost tunefully Boleti: What is this noise that has just started and so painfully my earlobes parted? Lutenist: For 'tis the weasel dance Sire The one the king doth most admire Graziela: (to audience) Not when I have my way And the king have banished away! | ||||||||||||||||||||
ii Oh Yes It Is! | Prince Charming: Ah, Princess Graziela, the fairest of all in this land. Graziela: (coyly) Prince Charming! (to audience) The most handsome prince there ever was; I wonder if he do ask for my hand in marriage? Prince Charming falls to knees, unaware of the arrival of Dobbin the Pantomime horse in the background. Charming: I was wondering, o fair Graziela Graziela flutters eye-lashes Dobbin approachs Charming and Graziela, inserting his nose right into the middle of their entrace and brays loudly Charming: Away with you, nag, before I turn you into glue. Back half of Dobbin lifts his tail; front half of Dobbin assumes expression of horror, and runs away as quickly as possible, the two halves separating. The two chase each other round for minutes until being shooed off stage by Charming. Audience: Cheers | ||||||||||||||||||||
iii Fork Charm 48 | Shepherd's Loo, which I believe takes Blob out of the game. Sorry, Blob. | ||||||||||||||||||||
iv Small Earthquake | Enormously | ||||||||||||||||||||
v Sound Charades | I think Martha knows matt's one and on the assumption that he gets this one, I'll gift him two points. Film - One word
Hope that's the right kind of thing; not done this before. | ||||||||||||||||||||
vi Limacres |
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vii 10,000 Celerity CD's | 9,999 VD clinics |