To avert the impending Projoy Paradox I've had to reunify the original bifurcation, venting excess pressure into the limerick strand. Let's hope the result is stable.

i Stratford	Graziela: Thy fortune, wretch, is plain for all to see If dance ye not, imperilled shall you be All men who walk these sands accurséd are Their choice: to die, or do the Cha Cha Cha! Azulejo: Bloody 'ell! Boleti: Thou ain't kidding, sunshine! Graziela: If you wouldst live beyond this night, then go! Grab thee a weasel, slow slow quick quick slow!
ii Oh Yes It Is!	Graziela: Oh yes I did! Boleti: Oh no... fair enough, you win. Enter Prince Charming
iii Fork Charm 48	Wembley Olympia, shunting Projoy into the Mens' 10m platform competition
iv Small Earthquake	Britney's
v Sound Charades	[Martha] You're right, that's not it. The old words-not-used test should help -- and remember which department Fred's in.
vi Limacres	And laid a green egg   Then sat up to beg

[matt] Bravo! I fear impending Acre Street...

[rab] What do you mean impending? It never went away! And why didn't someone tell me that "men" is plural already? Oh, the shame!

[matt] Before (against my better judgement) I join the fray, could you tell me why you dropped Boardmans and didn't add another gamelette to make a total of eight ?

[Blob] If I may be so bold as to answer on matt's behalf... this isn't Acre Street as such; we're free (or as free as we can be under the usual T&Cs) to bifurcate and reunify games as applicable. So in this case Reverse Chalk Farm and Boardmans have been unified into a hybrid game (Fork Charm 48), which in turn has had the obvious consequence of mutating straight limericks into Limacres. Hope that makes sense.