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The Furcation Game
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Each game fork has its own rules. Additional forks may be possible if the particular game would allow it at the time. Reunifications must be legal in all affected forks.
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*sigh*. It seems these things always include a furcation I can't do as soon as possible. This has two already...
[Ibid] That's what strategic passing/fudging manouevres are for. I'm not really sure how to do Sound Charades and Oh, Yes It Is myself, but am willing to give it a go.
Shame, I was hoping Ibid'd play, as I know he's got a Sound Charade ready to roll. So here's a quick... Bluffer's Guide to fudging Oh Yes It Is!:
  1. Enter [entirely new character]
  2. Exit [extraneous character who hasn't said anything]
  3. [hero] and [sidekick] do visual comedy bit that doesn't work in a completely verbal medium
  4. "Graziela, you remind me of my wife! Why, she's so ugly, her visit to the beautician's took 10 hours. And then they gave her an estimate. When she walks through the door, the mice start throwing themselves in the traps. But then my face lights up - she shoves it in the fire."
  5. "Whaddaya think of it so far?!"
  6. "I knew I should've done Today With Des & Mel instead"
  7. "I've had better audiences than this in a phone box"
  8. "I read a book about you lot the other day, it's called Bleak House"
  9. "Goodness gracious!" [points offstage]
  10. "I say, boys and girls, if [villain/ghost/zombie/alien/giant ant/bloke with sheet over head/terrorist/DEATH] shows up, you will say It's Behind You, won't you?"
  11. Curtain
(But don't use the last one)
To avert the impending Projoy Paradox I've had to reunify the original bifurcation, venting excess pressure into the limerick strand. Let's hope the result is stable.

i
Stratford		 Graziela: Thy fortune, wretch, is plain for all to see
If dance ye not, imperilled shall you be
All men who walk these sands accurséd are
Their choice: to die, or do the Cha Cha Cha!
Azulejo: Bloody 'ell!
Boleti: Thou ain't kidding, sunshine!
Graziela: If you wouldst live beyond this night, then go!
Grab thee a weasel, slow slow quick quick slow!
ii
Oh Yes It Is!		 Graziela: Oh yes I did!
Boleti: Oh no... fair enough, you win.
Enter Prince Charming
iii
Fork Charm 48		 Wembley Olympia, shunting Projoy into the Mens' 10m platform competition
iv
Small Earthquake		 Britney's
v
Sound Charades		 [Martha] You're right, that's not it. The old words-not-used test should help -- and remember which department Fred's in.
vi
Limacres
And laid a green egg   Then sat up to beg

[matt] Bravo! I fear impending Acre Street...
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