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The Furcation Game
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Each game fork has its own rules. Additional forks may be possible if the particular game would allow it at the time. Reunifications must be legal in all affected forks.
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Bifurcating the Reverse Game into Stratford-upon-Crescent:

Act I, Scene 1. A beach in Bohemia. Enter Boleti and Azulejo

  • Boleti: Hail Azulejo! what's the news with thee?
  • Azulejo: I prithee, hearken to this mystery:
    Twice fourteen days hath pass'd with ne'er a sight
    Of ghastly phantoms from the depths of night
    That formerly presaged our country's doom
    Within a month, they said, we'd be entomb'd.
    And yet no sign nor sniff of enemies!
    So can we reinstate the Boat Race please? / [Projoy] Well, you'll have to give me a bit of time on that... Farringdon/Angel, as a stopgap measure // Victoria & Albert Museum (ghost stations wild) / [wearing my "Audience" hat] Booooooooooo! (One word)
    • Ok... let's see if I can work this out.

    ( [Offstage wailing] / Damn this bifurcation. Ruislip Manor/Tower Hill, a move which keeps me in play but costs me all but one of my silver tokens ) / ( ( Swiss Ham / Kylie's ) / Dunno. Don't watch telly.)

    Where I've used brackets to indicate furcation levels, and introduced a game of Small Earthquake... somewhere in the middle. Arrrgh...

    Boleti: Didst thou perchance speak too soon?
    Who makes that frightful caterwauling?
    Enter Graziela and three Weasels
    Graziela: 'Tis I! / Parson's Green/Green Park [Projoy] Ha bloody ha. / Act Up / New / That'll be Farce Cape, or I'm a monkey's uncle.

    Film , 5 Words, Desperately Contrived

    Fred: Oi, Eric! Which department are you doing tonight?
    Eric: I'm on greens, mate. Why?
    Fred: We're down two olfactory testers over in root veg and there's a big shipment coming in. I was hoping to get some help.
    Eric: Sorry, Fred, there's no way -- we've got two container-loads of lettuce that need sniffing, and that's before we even get onto the spinach. Can't you pass some of it on to Ernie down in pulses?
    Fred: Done that already. He's got one of his chaps working the overflow on turnips and carrots, and I think we can handle the surplus parsnips in-house, but I still need someone to take on...

    Weasel 1 : Eeeek!
    Weasel 2 : Eeeek!
    Weasel 3 : And thrice, Eeeek!
    // Hyde Park Corner/Queen's Park /// Water Water / Zealand//That's got me stumped - something to do with peas ? / There once was a man with a dog
    It turns out the following is easier than the work I'm doing at the moment...

    Furcation I : Stratford-Upon-Crescent Boleti: And why, forsooth, are you accompanied
    By these vermine, so dank and tawdry?
    Furcation II : Reverse Chalk Farm '84This should help matt out a bit: Euston (Bank Branch)/Euston (Charing Cross Branch)
    Furcation III : Boardman's CombinedSquare Oval
    Furcation IV : Small Earthquake in ChileLamb
    Furcation V : Sound CharadesAttack of the Killer Tomatoes is the only fruit/veg related film I can think of, but I don't think it's that.
    Furcation VI : LimericksWho kept a very dull log

    I almost considered making the last game Limacres for a minute.

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