[Projoy] By Belenos, you're right! North Acton/South Acton, unadventurously, announcing my imminent departure from this never-ending game... / Wapping Great Cock which gives me enough escape velocity to bifurcate into / Sound Charades... TV, 1 word

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Felicity Bounds-Gibbing: Gracious, vicar, my husband's coming home and you've got no trousers on! Quick, you'll have to hide in the wardrobe with Lord Carfax!

Rev. Surplice: Mercy me, how frightful, by all that's godly... [Loud knocking at front door]

Lord Carfax: Thundering cannons, woman, get me out of here this minute! Ouch! Oof! bless me father for I have sinned...

Felicity: [straightens hair] Come in, the door's open sweetheart. [Enter Batman and Robin]

Batman: What do you make of it, Boy Wonder?

Robin: Holy chandelier, Batman, the Penguin must be hiding in this West End theatre!

Felicity: And you're wearing my husband's cloak as well, you paunchy icon of kitsch, you. Wherever did you get it from?

Batman: Ah, now I see. This is what I call my...

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South Acton / North Acton [Projoy] Yey! // Old Loo / [MF] Is it What Not To Wear ?

Bifurcating the Reverse Game into Stratford-upon-Crescent:

Act I, Scene 1. A beach in Bohemia. Enter Boleti and Azulejo

Boleti: Hail Azulejo! what's the news with thee?

Azulejo: I prithee, hearken to this mystery:
Twice fourteen days hath pass'd with ne'er a sight
Of ghastly phantoms from the depths of night
That formerly presaged our country's doom
Within a month, they said, we'd be entomb'd.
And yet no sign nor sniff of enemies!
So can we reinstate the Boat Race please? / [Projoy] Well, you'll have to give me a bit of time on that... Farringdon/Angel, as a stopgap measure // Victoria & Albert Museum (ghost stations wild) / [wearing my "Audience" hat] Booooooooooo! (One word)

Ok... let's see if I can work this out.

( [Offstage wailing] / Damn this bifurcation. Ruislip Manor/Tower Hill, a move which keeps me in play but costs me all but one of my silver tokens ) / ( ( Swiss Ham / Kylie's ) / Dunno. Don't watch telly.)

Where I've used brackets to indicate furcation levels, and introduced a game of Small Earthquake... somewhere in the middle. Arrrgh...