I wouldn't hold your breath, necessarily. As mentioned I did once get about 20% of the way through a move, but if I don't do it all in a very short period it usually means I have to start from scratch again.

20, 33, whatever.

Try scratching?

Heh, almost three months later I answer your question Tuj: "Where's my yoghurt?" has a very similar relationship to the concept of "rules" as does the game of Mornington Crescent. Or to put it another way I made it up. Still, it got us talking for 6 moves. Maybe I should invent the game then... erm...

Okay everyone, I've hidden my yoghurt. I'll do a short and probably obscene mime of where I put it, then you can start guessing...
<mime>
Waves hands around slowly and stands on one leg. Falls over.
</mime>
Okay, start guessing. Yoghurt search on.

Has it been consumed by that baby walrus by your side?

this is queer

No it's not - it's rather gay actually - much like the Rupert-the-bear-style scarf which was worn in the mime. Is that a significant prop, blamelewis??

Darn it! Who left this yoghurt here? I've just got it all over my trouse... oh, sorry... hope I didn't spoil the game for anyone. Carry on...

Well, now that that's been cleaned up, perhaps we could try another round. <mime>
Raises left hand above head and hold right arm out fully extended, while scratching right calf with left foot. Falls over noisily.
</mime>

I'll give you a clue - it's a low-fat cherry one.