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The Furcation Game
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Actually it's not finished yet... we missed the "Waiter! The bill, if you please And we're moving inside 'fore we freeze" bit out. However I'm all out of funny rhymes for 'please'
Can I be bold enough to suggest we draw a line in the cyber-sand and move on? A brave experiment that appears to have lost the will to live...

tentatively...
And I'll even start us up afresh...

A rare Patagonian llama
Suffered a cranial trauma / Was purchased by Ken Nakayama (you realize we'll need 32 rhymes for "llama" by the end of this nonsense...)
Well, I believe there's only one way to resolve this debacle, and as I started it:

A rare Patagonian llama
Suffered a cranial trauma
The reason, you see
Was just because he
Was purchased by Ken Nakayama.

There. Complete, with no loss of honour, Nakayama-san. Apart from the fact you damaged the poor creature's cranium.
So, what of the Furcation Game we're really all here for?
[Tuj] I think it's furcked off.
We could always do another furckin limerick, eh?
I say "we" in the broadest, communal, sense, of course, having not, in fact, contributed to the last one in any way.
[Tuj] re. Furcation Game - we're still waiting for Projoy's masterpiece which he was going to post circa Christmas 2003 :-)
I'm working on it, I swear. Give a man some time, here. :-)
...although I fear it will now be impossible to live up to the promise that such an extended wait portends.
That's a very good point. I seem to remember you talking about it in the car when we were going up to Rugby last year.
Perhaps I should set myself a deadline to get me going: if I haven't posted it by 2015, you're welcome to go and close the game :).
Instead of limericks you could do palindromes to explain why the devil never even lived?
Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age! I did see referees, did I?
[Projoy] That's quarter past eight on which day?
Maybe a whip-round will give Projoy the filip he needs.
*chuckles*
Well don't say i didn't try to help...

The Furcation game was so pleasant
With more spirit than Annie Besant
But all things must pass
All flesh is as grass
It's time to say Mornington Crescent!
Or even just Mornington Crescent
[Irouléguy] Have you actually looked up to see the great game that once was? This behemoth has a little bit of distance to go yet. It's just stalled, that's all.
Just stalled? Look, matey, I know a dead game when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
I don't think so. And, unfortunately for you, what I say, goes. :)
the boy has a point. we are all slaves to rab's mood in this case (and no-one can remember the terminating move either).
[nights] There isn't one :)
Cheers three for rab. Are there any current rumours of a move afoot?
I haveN'T THE FIRst clue about HTML, so you won't have one from me.
nights] You don't need it - just hi-jack someone else's table and reword (repaint if desired). That's how I learned.
I got about 33% through composing a move this weekend, but because of the nature of it, I have to start again from the beginnning (or very nearly) if I don't create and post it within a short space of time. Watch this space.
Anyone for a quick game of "Where's my yoghurt?" while we wait for Projoy's ineffable masterpiece?
blame] How do we play this? And isn't "quick" a little optimistic?
Given how seldom I eat it, my yoghurt is probably still in a cow.
mine's probably in the fridge in Bath where I left it in June. THAT should give the letting company a surprise.
For some reason, mine's started calling itself "Bob".
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