OK, this might not have been the greatest of ideas....Still, I started, so I should finish

Excuse me, can we get the check
Don't worry, it's all on Cal Tech
Except for the beer
Charge that to Rich Gere
Teach him to be a smart aleck

Excuse me, can we get the check
Don't worry, it's all on Cal Tech
Except for the beer
And these hazelnuts here
Which came from the crew of Star Trek

Excuse me, can we get the check
Don't worry, it's all on Cal Tech
I've got an account
Of a stunning amount
Far more than we owe for this dreck

Excuse me, can we get the check
Don't worry, it's all on Cal Tech
I've got an account
Thanks to Ms. Lisa Blount
And her shy fiancé Vivek

Can I be bold enough to suggest we draw a line in the cyber-sand and move on? A brave experiment that appears to have lost the will to live...

tentatively...

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And I'll even start us up afresh...

A rare Patagonian llama

Suffered a cranial trauma / Was purchased by Ken Nakayama (you realize we'll need 32 rhymes for "llama" by the end of this nonsense...)

Well, I believe there's only one way to resolve this debacle, and as I started it:

A rare Patagonian llama
Suffered a cranial trauma
The reason, you see
Was just because he
Was purchased by Ken Nakayama.

There. Complete, with no loss of honour, Nakayama-san. Apart from the fact you damaged the poor creature's cranium.

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