Is anyone raring to have a go at the next bit? (and I nearly spelt my screenname 'Knoobbfly')

OK, Knobbfly, here goes...

Excuse me, can we get the check
Or I'll miss my flight to Quebec
The flight from Toronto
Is taking off pronto
If I miss it, I'll end up a wreck

Excuse me, can we get the check
Or I'll miss my flight to Quebec
The flight from Toronto
Will quickly be gone so
Make doubly sure it's correct

Excuse me, can we get the check
Or I'll miss my flight to Quebec
It flies in an hour
By platypus power
Twin engined duck-billed Lockheed jet

Excuse me, can we get the check
Or I'll miss my flight to Quebec
It flies in an hour
So bring it right now or
It'll be a right pain in the neck

Phew! I don't claim they're any good (but I'm quite proud of the Lockheed one), but someone else can have the last 4!

OK, this might not have been the greatest of ideas....Still, I started, so I should finish

Excuse me, can we get the check
Don't worry, it's all on Cal Tech
Except for the beer
Charge that to Rich Gere
Teach him to be a smart aleck

Excuse me, can we get the check
Don't worry, it's all on Cal Tech
Except for the beer
And these hazelnuts here
Which came from the crew of Star Trek

Excuse me, can we get the check
Don't worry, it's all on Cal Tech
I've got an account
Of a stunning amount
Far more than we owe for this dreck

Excuse me, can we get the check
Don't worry, it's all on Cal Tech
I've got an account
Thanks to Ms. Lisa Blount
And her shy fiancé Vivek

Can I be bold enough to suggest we draw a line in the cyber-sand and move on? A brave experiment that appears to have lost the will to live...

tentatively...

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And I'll even start us up afresh...

A rare Patagonian llama