Kicking it off...

Waiter! The bill, if you please
As soon as we've finished our cheese
Our taxi awaits
So no further debates
We've all to be busy as bees

Waiter! The bill, if you please
As soon as we've finished our cheese
Our taxi awaits
In the United States
So we've got a long flight overseas

Waiter! The bill, if you please
As soon as we've finished our cheese
The hideous stilton
You serve at the Hilton
Has brought half the room to it's knees

Waiter! The bill, if you please
As soon as we've finished our cheese
The hideous stilton
Could cause one to wilt on
This nouvelle cuisine pair of peas

Is anyone raring to have a go at the next bit? (and I nearly spelt my screenname 'Knoobbfly')

OK, Knobbfly, here goes...

Excuse me, can we get the check
Or I'll miss my flight to Quebec
The flight from Toronto
Is taking off pronto
If I miss it, I'll end up a wreck

Excuse me, can we get the check
Or I'll miss my flight to Quebec
The flight from Toronto
Will quickly be gone so
Make doubly sure it's correct

Excuse me, can we get the check
Or I'll miss my flight to Quebec
It flies in an hour
By platypus power
Twin engined duck-billed Lockheed jet

Excuse me, can we get the check
Or I'll miss my flight to Quebec
It flies in an hour
So bring it right now or
It'll be a right pain in the neck

Phew! I don't claim they're any good (but I'm quite proud of the Lockheed one), but someone else can have the last 4!