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As the rodent of fate nibbles the ethernet cable of destiny...
help
...I note that there's some funky new legislation in town.

Closest to Mornington Crescent by the end of Saturday 14th March 2025 wins a Corby Trouser Press.

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Tooting Bec And why not?
There's fast paced, and then there's this. Kentish Town
Small earthquake in Kensington, and a contrarotation to Caledonian Road with skirls and hoots.
Bank, cautiously
Green Park, recklessly
Angel, innocently.
Canning Town, conservatively.
Green Park, repetitively.
Green Park, repetitively and illegally.
Green Park, repetitively, illegally and immorally.
After consulting ChatGP, I shall commence my advance from Tottenham Court Road
[Stevie] Great idea! I hadn’t thought of using LLMs to play.
Actonside Green
Seven Sisters, via a double Helsinki and using no intelligence whatsoever.
Oooh, double Helsinki... Haven't seen one of those since, um... Thursday. Yes. Maybe late Wednesday. Anyway... leaves me with little choice but to play Southwark
Oh really? The only way to stop this nonsense is a sideways shunt onto the DLR. Cutty Sark (for Maritime Greenwich).
Bakelite Streetcar Named Desire knarkling
[CdM] Yes, and no. When prompted "From Tottenham Court Road, given all previous noted positions and adding Actionside Green by CdM, Seven Sisters by Bismarck, Southwark by blamelewis, Cutty Sark (for Maritime Greenwich) by rab and Bakelite Streetcar Named Desire by CdM, plot me a route for a certain win", ChatGP responded with "Elephant and Castle, Euston, Mile End, kill all other participating players, MC." You see the problem, of course. Mile End will put me in Spoon by blamelewis if he makes any of the predicted moves from the previous ChatGP session. Who trains these LLMs anyway?

Elephant & Castle
Castlemain XXXX I think the LLM's getting confused! I did my best with the training but no matter how many biscuits I balance on its nose it still shits the floor.
Ooh I can feel this in the air, it must be all the fans on those Nvidia processors. Great Portland Street, not messing about.
Mornington Crescent via Host's perogative

(Genuinely a tear in my eye. Bye, bye.)

Audience
shouts, screams, generally goes wild for rab
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