mc5 - King AVMA the III

Simons Mith

[Profession] Yes

Are they predominantly female?

CdM

Predominantly female? Yes.
Are they Burlesque Dancers?

Radox The Green

They are not burlesque dancers.
Are they British?

Bismarck

Originally yes, though not always native.

Is it the all the parrots that have been used in the famous Monty Python sketch?

Superman

Well yes it is! Though I'd worry about having a mind like that. Here is a baton which was used as a perch in the first version of the sketch, ignore the thing nailed to it. Now pick the next subject and infuse some life into this.

Bismarck

I knew it. Sort of. So the next one is VEGETABLE. Have at it.

Simons Mith

Is it carnivorous?

CdM

Does it taste good?

Bismarck

[SM] Not carnivorous.
[CdM] Does taste good.

Rosie

Processed in any way before consumption?

CdM

Is this vegetable a fruit?

Simons Mith

Is it a berry?

Bismarck

[Ro] It is not processed before consumption, other than cutting it up.
[CdM] It is a fruit.
[SM] It is a berry.

CdM

Is it red?

Raak

Is it commercially grown in the UK?

Bismarck

[CdM] Probably best to say that it isn't red.
[Raak] Yes, they are farmed in Wisbech and other places.

Chalky

Ah! Be it a Fenland fruit?

Radox The Green

Gooseberry?

Bismarck

[C] If it's grown in Wisbech, I suppose it is.
Hint: not a native fruit of the swamp.
[RtG] Not a gooseberry.

Simons Mith

Is it an anagram?

CdM

… of “ruble byre”?

Bismarck

[SM] Anagrams certainly exist.
[CdM] No.

CdM

… of “dryer rebel”?

Simons Mith

of "monel"?

Bismarck

[CdM] the "dreelberry" does not exist.
[SM] the AOTC has more than 5 letters.

CdM

… of “colder ruby”?

Hidden text

[B] Maybe not, but the Bavarian lederberry certainly does

Bismarck

[CdM] That one doesn't grow in Wisbech.

Simons Mith

Does it have a fuzzy exterior?

And I don't mean once it's gone bad

CdM

… of “bray longer”?

Bismarck

[SM] No, it is smooth.
[CdM] Vegan tie (anag.)

CdM

… of “carry Bren”?

Chalky

begonia j ?

Bismarck

[Both of you] On (anag.).

Simons Mith

Grapefruit?

Bismarck

[SM] Not a grapefruit.

Simons Mith

Pomegranate? Are they Wisbechian? Seems a bit unlikely

I'm running very low on smooth fruits with enough letters that you just cut up.

Bismarck

Try a different type of question, then. And BTW it's not pomegranates.

Raak

Does "berry" form part of the AOTC?

Bismarck

[R] No.

CdM

… of “crumb cue”?

Bismarck

[CdM] Not that either.

Raak

Would an ordinary person include this in a fruit salad?

Bismarck

[Raak] I can't speak for the Wisbechians, but it's not a normal part of fruit salad.

… of “Avoca do”?

[CdM] Avoca-No.

… of “ban an a”?

[CdM] No-o, No-o-o-o.

CdM

... of (some kind of) "lemon"?

CdM

I guess SM asked that before, although B's answer didn't technically rule out a particular variety of melon. But all the ones I can think of are eaten in fruit salads or cooked (winter melon, for example). I'm struggling to think of something (always?) eaten raw but not included in a fruit salad...