mc5 - King AVMA the III

Also, vampyroteuthis is not a squid. According to Monterey Aquarium, at least.

Tusoteuthis?

The purpleback flying squid (Sthenoteuthis oualaniensis)?

Flying squid. Two words that seem to go together as well as "bunch" and "water".

Found in Monterey Aquarium?

[Tusoteuthis] No. [Flying] No. [Monterey] No.

Squids aren't my forte, but it seems clear that those who name them lack nothing in creativity!

Gonatus fabricii? (Not to be confused with the late Timbergling avicii.)

[Bismarck] Agreed, but I think equal credit ought to go to the squids themselves.
[Gonatus fabricii] No

Australiteuthis aldrichi?

Wait, we’ve had the colossal squid, but have we had the giant squid – Architeuthis dux?

(autocorrect suggested “colossal squirrel”, and I shall lose some sleep over that mental image.)

[a.aldrichi] No. It's so teeny tiny!
[giant squid] No, but getting warmer, I think.