mc5 - King AVMA the III

Is the mammal a pig?

[Rosie] Yes! whoops and hollers. A small protest by two Vegans based on a mistranslation starts in a corner.
[Simons Mith] Mycroft says NO.
[CdM] Not, it's fresh.
[Raak] Yes! Swine it is. Applause and such.

Radox The Green

Pig's trotters?

Simons Mith

Bacon?

France is bacon, isn't it?

Rak

Has it been named in a Monty Python sketch?

Raak

(Actually me.)

Bismarck

[Radox the Green] Not pig's trotters.
[Simons Mith] Not bacon.
[Ra(a)k] Mycroft says "This is a dead python. It is not."

Simons Mith

Ham ham ham ham haaaaaammm???

CdM

Pork scratchings?

Bismarck

[Simons Mith] Not ham. Nor Hamtaro.
[CdM] Yuck. No.

Rosie

Is cutlery normally used in the consumption of this?

Raak

Pig jerky?

CdM

Hidden text

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.