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King AVMA the III
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Finally inheriting the title after 70 years.
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[R] Not a drone.
Is it on top of a building?
Is it in the Southern Hemisphere?
[B] mmm...not on top of a building.
[T] Not in the Southern Hemisphere.
The Shard?
[B] Not the Shard.
Is it in London?
[C] Yes! In London.
Does it bong?
[SM] applause! It bongs indeed.
Is it a bell?
[B] Dancing in the aisles to a Quarter Peal of Kent Treble Bob! It is a bell.
Was it cast by the Whitechapel Bell Foundry in 1858?
[SM] It was indeed!
So, who will say the two words on the card and have the next go?
Is it commonly known as Big Ben?
[B] Congratulations! Have this brass-look replica Big Ben handbell.
Oh, thank goodness; I was a hair away from giving up :-)
Heyyyy it goes bong! too... cooooolll.
The laser display overheated ...
So here is the mystery voice to tell listeners the subject on the card.
This is basically ANIMAL, so have at it there.
Human?
Unique?
[Rosie] Not human.
[Tuj] Not unique.
Alive, alive-o?
Does it begin with P?
Water-dwelling?
Can it fly (on its own volition, not if put in an aeroplane or thrown off a building?)
[Simons Mith] Not alive. Not a crustacean, either.
[Tuj] Doesn't begin with 'P'.
[Raak] Not water-dwelling.
[Boolbar] Cannot fly.
Is this just a part of an animal?
Is this something made from animals?
Do you sit on it?
Do you eat it?
[Rosie] Yes. The audience wake up.
[Raak] Yes. Some claps breaks out in the audience.
[Simons Mith] No sitableupon, at least not in intended use.
[Tuj] Yes! Audience claps vigorously.
Is it soup?
Does it have a misleading name?
[e.g. the disgraceful lack of toad in the toad in the hole, the misleading provenance (and lack of pork content) of so-called Hamburgers etc. Don't even get me started on Rocky Mountain oysters.]
Is this foodstuff made from a mammal?
Could it have been eaten 200 years ago?
Can I order it in a restaurant?
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