mc5 - King AVMA the III

Is it Excalibur?

[SM](The audience is amused by the idea of a moistened bint holding this thing aloft.) Not Excalibur.

Is it made of iron?

[B] Not iron.

Is it larger than a standard double decker bus?

Have the Ukrainians attacked it?

[C] Umm...broadly similar, depending on how "size" is defined.
[SM] The Ukrainians have not attacked it.

Has Tom Scott done a video about it?

Either way, that should clear out a LOT

[SM] As far as I can tell, he has never done a video about it. I'm sure he could, though, and one day he might.

Is it in a single fixed location?

[T] It IS in a single fixed location!