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King AVMA the III
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Finally inheriting the title after 70 years.
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Is it on the earth?
But is it art?
Is it a particle collider?
[B] On the Earth, but not on earth.
[T] (Sends Mycroft off to investigate. Mycroft returns, shaking his head.) Not art.
[SM] Not a particle collider.
Does/would it float?
[T] It would absolutely not float.
Is it Excalibur?
[SM](The audience is amused by the idea of a moistened bint holding this thing aloft.) Not Excalibur.
Is it made of iron?
[B] Not iron.
Is it larger than a standard double decker bus?
Have the Ukrainians attacked it?
[C] Umm...broadly similar, depending on how "size" is defined.
[SM] The Ukrainians have not attacked it.
Has Tom Scott done a video about it?
Either way, that should clear out a LOT
[SM] As far as I can tell, he has never done a video about it. I'm sure he could, though, and one day he might.
Is it in a single fixed location?
[T] It IS in a single fixed location!
Does it begin with P?
Is it located in a country setting as opposed to a built-up area
[T] Does not begin with P.
[C] In a built-up area.
A drone?
[R] Not a drone.
Is it on top of a building?
Is it in the Southern Hemisphere?
[B] mmm...not on top of a building.
[T] Not in the Southern Hemisphere.
The Shard?
[B] Not the Shard.
Is it in London?
[C] Yes! In London.
Does it bong?
[SM] applause! It bongs indeed.
Is it a bell?
[B] Dancing in the aisles to a Quarter Peal of Kent Treble Bob! It is a bell.
Was it cast by the Whitechapel Bell Foundry in 1858?
[SM] It was indeed!
So, who will say the two words on the card and have the next go?
Is it commonly known as Big Ben?
[B] Congratulations! Have this brass-look replica Big Ben handbell.
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