Dickhead. With knobs on.

Grrrrrrr..... Why don't you two just go chuck yourselves through the Round Window and save us all a lot of grief? With a bit of luck, it'll be the toilet-flushing sequence running through the other side. Whatever you do, don't look through the Sloane Square window. That's mine, all mine.

Hark at her! Just what we need - a bloody great mop in dungarees telling us what to do. Get back to your jelly on a plate! And anyway, the only ones who ever opted for the square window had the bugs. I shall go for the Marble Arched window and hope for the sweet factory sequence.

Mad... You're all mad, I tell you. Totally flippin' Cockfosters, actually.

Siggy played Guitar
Analysin' Mrs Trellis
And her plum jam in jars
She played Ickenham
But her LV was sparse
...

[Bavid] Crap. Pudding Mill Lane would be closer to the mark, I reckon.

[SF] I wouldn't go flinging mud around when you're making moves as bad as that one.

None of you will be worth bothering about once I install the new Kaiba Corp HQ at Temple.

What a fine pair of bollocks our friend Kaiba is sporting there. Crossharbour & London Arena.

Call that a move? We will Gunnersbury you!

Oh, Yeah? You and what Arsenal?

Am I late? Oh my mind's all in a tizz! I just caught the train from Richmond, don't bold that, and darling... what do you mean you bolded it? Darling that's not right. Oh alright then.

[Dale] So catch the train straight back, you w*nker. With a bit of luck, you'll fall through the gap at Finchley Road and we'll all be spared your mincing antics.

Now now ladies. Bank.

What a shocking suggestion. But Poplar.

I feel agression in the air, but who's it going to be?

Bugger off, the lot of you. I'm trying to get some peace in my Swiss Cottage.

[!CPEoLR] You sir, are an imposter. Bugger off yourself. East India. Yes, that will do.

Next! Prince Regent.

I'm Spartacus! Bethnal Green

To my knowledge, Lower Ruritania does indeed have a Crown Prince Eustace, a Real Crown Prince Eustace, a genuine Crown Prince Eustace and a People's Crown Prince Eustace. I trust Euston is appropriate? To be perfectly honest with you I don't care if it isn't.

Fear me you snivelling humans ! I arrive belching fire and emitting noxious fumes. Look upon my moves and despair, oh puny creatures of Planet Earth. That which is righteous in my indignation, verily shall it come to pass. Therefore, cower - cower ye feeble things and behold Tooting Bec