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Ruin a Wish
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Genies are known for their trickery in which they will technically grant a wish but then there are consequences to that wish being granted. A classic example is that somebody will wish for a million dollars, but then we find out the million dollars is stolen from banks.

So, let's take a turn at being those tricky genies, in a way - because we have the internet and imagination (yeah, the wishes, consquences and conditions can get VERY SILLY)!

The beginning poster posts a wish. The person that posts under it grants the wish, but they put in the part that isn't wanted. That person then also puts their own wish and the game continues.

It might look something like this.

Pen:

I wish I had a million dollars.

Simons Mith:

Granted, but the million dollars is stolen from banks.

I wish I never had to pay another utility bill.

Rak:

Granted, but now you live on a boat with pirates.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.

And on it goes . . .


So, I'll start with my wish. I wish that I would never get too cold, no matter the temperature.
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So you shall! Be a badger, and the darling not only of vegans but of wildlife lovers.

I wish I could land this reusable rocket back on its launchpad without it falling over.

[Radox] You successfully land the rocket, but then the launchpad takes off and flies away forever.

I wish I could decorate my wall and not get tired from putting stuff on the wall.
[KagomeShuko] Unhindered by fatigue, you devote the rest of your days to obsessively redecorating the same wall repeatedly.

I wish I could be in love again. What am I to do?
Take a selfie.

I wish to read my own obituary.

We can grant this, but be warned, after reading, you are unlikely ever to want to talk to the authors as long as you live.

I would like to be given a hug and some reassuring words every day forever more.
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