mc5 - Ruin a Wish

Genies are known for their trickery in which they will technically grant a wish but then there are consequences to that wish being granted. A classic example is that somebody will wish for a million dollars, but then we find out the million dollars is stolen from banks.

So, let's take a turn at being those tricky genies, in a way - because we have the internet and imagination (yeah, the wishes, consquences and conditions can get VERY SILLY)!

The beginning poster posts a wish. The person that posts under it grants the wish, but they put in the part that isn't wanted. That person then also puts their own wish and the game continues.

It might look something like this.

Pen:

I wish I had a million dollars.

Simons Mith:

Granted, but the million dollars is stolen from banks.

I wish I never had to pay another utility bill.

Rak:

Granted, but now you live on a boat with pirates.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.

And on it goes . . .

So, I'll start with my wish. I wish that I would never get too cold, no matter the temperature.

Raak

Here you are, just a £ a lb. ’Course, it’s badger steak, but they’re hand-reared shade-grown organic badger steaks, and if you put in a regular order, we can offer a 50% discount on a badger fur coat.

I wish I could wear my badger fur coat without vegans throwing paint at me.

Radox The Green

So you shall! Be a badger, and the darling not only of vegans but of wildlife lovers.

I wish I could land this reusable rocket back on its launchpad without it falling over.

KagomeShuko

[Radox] You successfully land the rocket, but then the launchpad takes off and flies away forever.

I wish I could decorate my wall and not get tired from putting stuff on the wall.

Projoy

[KagomeShuko] Unhindered by fatigue, you devote the rest of your days to obsessively redecorating the same wall repeatedly.

I wish I could be in love again. What am I to do?

Rosie

Take a selfie.

I wish to read my own obituary.