mc5 - Ruin a Wish

Genies are known for their trickery in which they will technically grant a wish but then there are consequences to that wish being granted. A classic example is that somebody will wish for a million dollars, but then we find out the million dollars is stolen from banks.

So, let's take a turn at being those tricky genies, in a way - because we have the internet and imagination (yeah, the wishes, consquences and conditions can get VERY SILLY)!

The beginning poster posts a wish. The person that posts under it grants the wish, but they put in the part that isn't wanted. That person then also puts their own wish and the game continues.

It might look something like this.

Pen:

I wish I had a million dollars.

Simons Mith:

Granted, but the million dollars is stolen from banks.

I wish I never had to pay another utility bill.

Rak:

Granted, but now you live on a boat with pirates.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.

And on it goes . . .

So, I'll start with my wish. I wish that I would never get too cold, no matter the temperature.

Pablo

Granted, but God help you when you get through to some of the morons that companies employ on their phones these days.

I wish I had the co-ordination necessary to play a large pipe organ

Stevie

Granted! You now have a three year contract to appear in select direct-to-blu-ray features co-starring one "Long Schlong Silver".

I wish for World Peace.

Rosie

World peace? That's all very well but Britain would then have no-one to brown-nose (sorry about the verbed noun) and would have even less influence than it has now.

I would like to see more sunshine.

Bismarck

No problems, you are selected to accompany Jeff Bezos to Mercury in one of 'is rockets.

I would like to be resistant to stress.

Raak

You run into Pygmalion, who is so enraptured with the perfection of your body as a subject for sculpture that before you can say "aetalaG", the force of his artistic vision has transformed you into a marble statue.

I wish I could bench-press 300 pounds.