mc5 - A Sticky End

To most he must sound mad indeed, not to say raving.

And furthermore he added, from inside his secret bag,

A glitter-covered g-string and a dirty, oily rag.

He ate up the concoction with a loud and loathsome gulp

Like that emitted by a frog as it's squashed to a pulp.

And then, from out his innards came a most unusual sound

Something like an ice-cream van, doing its summer round

He thought, "that's strange, for beans I did not eat,"

"And what might this miasma be, now creeping round my seat?"

'Twas far too late, for vengeful Fate gave him what he deserved:

As the implications struck him, he was terribly unnerved

But would not yield so grabbed his shield and sallied forth to fight

But as he proceeded, his left leg didn't feel quite right

He then came notice a fissure near his thigh

He then came notice a fissure near his thigh

Several inches long, and a centimetre high

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From out the cleft there trickled forth a dark and noisome issue

Which was left unstaunched although he used many a Kleenex tissue

The trickling liquid oozed and spread and noxious fumes arose