mc5 - A Sticky End

But he didn't care if he caused any natural disasters

He thought they could be fixed with a mix of gauze and plasters

And also he'd forgotten a vital law of motion

Rosie

Of Isaac Newton's axioms he simply had no notion.

So from a hidden pocket, he took a golf umbrella,

And he stuck it into a giant bowl of jella

Giertrud

He added creams to it, namely whipped and shaving

To most he must sound mad indeed, not to say raving.

And furthermore he added, from inside his secret bag,

A glitter-covered g-string and a dirty, oily rag.

He ate up the concoction with a loud and loathsome gulp