mc5 - A Sticky End

but he found one stocked with rocks and even with a free jet.

And in that jet was a toilet, where relief might well be found

(If only it was not ten thousand feet above the ground)

At such a height, it should be known, one's flatus is explosive

And any fallout that ensues is strangely quite erosive

But he didn't care if he caused any natural disasters

He thought they could be fixed with a mix of gauze and plasters