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Epic Job Titles
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Why be a mere fireman when you could be a Battler of the Inferno?
One player suggests the job, the next player, its new title, and a new job in need of an enhanced designation for the next player to work their magic upon, and so forth.
OTOH if a job is exceptionally cool, maybe you'd want to make its title sound as dull as possible so that no-one else catches on as to how great a job it is.
Winning move unaltered.
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Gravity Artist

Road mender

Favoured Servant of Kunado-No-Kami

Receptionist
Highest lady of responses to the telephone.

Dog Walker
Faecal distribution officer (pedestrian areas).

Drummer
Friend to Musicians.

Violist

Enemy of Musicians
Hidden text[Herr Bratsche] I do sincerely apologise, but it was too easy a punchline to resist

Brass Band

The Amalgamated Guild of Note-Splitters and Worm-Canners.

Carpenter.

Member of the Craft of Jesus

Assistant Trainee Manager

He/She Who Shalt Riseth

Traffic Warden
Grand Conjuror of Split-Second Tickets and Revenue Targets

Gravedigger
Provider of Ultimate Accommodation [Rosie] Dog walker - genius :)

Human Statue
The Plinths of Immobility.

Interpreter

The Speaker of Many Tongues

ornithologist
They who ensure that everybody's heard about the bird.

ichthyologist
Head of Maggots

osteopath

Back quack.

Chiropodist

Pedalian Saviour

Particle physicist
Elucidator of Divine Thought

Footman

Excluder of the Rabble.

What shall we call Someone who culls games overdue for retirement?

Culler of the Herd, that's what!
Audience
shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Raak
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