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Epic Job Titles
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Why be a mere fireman when you could be a Battler of the Inferno?
One player suggests the job, the next player, its new title, and a new job in need of an enhanced designation for the next player to work their magic upon, and so forth.
OTOH if a job is exceptionally cool, maybe you'd want to make its title sound as dull as possible so that no-one else catches on as to how great a job it is.
Winning move unaltered.
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Financial Facilitator.

Shelf Filler
Horizontal Product Display and Storage Replenishment Executive

Astronaut

Pioneer of the Final Frontier, Going Where None Have Gone Before.

Brickie's Mate

Servant of Hod
Hidden textI also had 'Deputy Head of Modular Construction' but didn't quite find it epic enough... Lovely idea for a game!


Actor
Verisimilitude Creative. (blamelewis) v good

Call-centre worker
Speaker-to-Animals

Tech support

Speaker to Vegetables

Meter reader

Flow Officer (Visual Assessment).


Journalist.

Creator of the True Reality

Lorry Driver
Charioteer of The Goods


Prison Officer

Detention facility personnel control executive

Steam locomotive driver

Commander of the Box of Fire

Barista
High Priest(ess) of the Golden Ambrosia

dance band musician
(insert instrument) master

Headmaster/mistress

Holder of the Keys to All Knowledge and Supreme Ruler of the Room of Staff

Road sweeper
Depulvisator ad Viarum Regis

Sweatshop worker

SportsDirector

Purchase Ledger Clerk

Recorder of the Bought 'em Dollar

Telephone Sanitiser
King of filth eradication.
Grave Digger
Officer of the Very Last Rite.

Wheeltapper

Metallic continuity inspector.

Ballet dancer
Gravity Artist

Road mender

Favoured Servant of Kunado-No-Kami

Receptionist
Highest lady of responses to the telephone.

Dog Walker
Faecal distribution officer (pedestrian areas).

Drummer
Friend to Musicians.

Violist

Enemy of Musicians
Hidden text[Herr Bratsche] I do sincerely apologise, but it was too easy a punchline to resist

Brass Band

The Amalgamated Guild of Note-Splitters and Worm-Canners.

Carpenter.

Member of the Craft of Jesus

Assistant Trainee Manager

He/She Who Shalt Riseth

Traffic Warden
Grand Conjuror of Split-Second Tickets and Revenue Targets

Gravedigger
Provider of Ultimate Accommodation [Rosie] Dog walker - genius :)

Human Statue
The Plinths of Immobility.

Interpreter

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