mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

Kim

I must go down to the sea again
To the lonely sea and the sky
I left a pair of pants there -
I wonder if they're dry? (after Milligan.)

Stevie

For it's dark as a dungeon and damp as the dew
Where the dangers are doubled and the pleasures are few
Where the rain never falls and the sun has no chance
And the bloody shift foreman's not wearing his pants.

Stevie

Hey Joe, why're you not wearin' any pants?

Stevie

Sixteen men with a pirate stance
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
Not a man jack of them wearing any pants
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum

Kim

There was a young fellow from Hants.

Geo

nicely played above. *chuckling*
Richard is soon unhorsed on the field at the climax of the battle, and cries out, "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a pair of pants!"

KagomeShuko

To be or not to be, whether I am not wearing any pants.

Pablo

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
While I'm not wearing any pants?

Stevie

Colour Sergeant Bourne! Take three sections and form a flying platoon! And for God's sake put on your pants!

Stevie

You think you lost your love
Well I saw her in Northants
It's you she's thinking of
Not wearing any pants

Stevie

Let the wind blow high
Let the wind blow low
Through the street in a kilt I'll go
All the lassies say 'Hullo!'
'Donald where's your troohaaaaaang on a minute.

Stevie

Double, double, toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Eyes of newts and legs of ants
Macbeth's not wearing any pants

W Churchill

We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills, even when we're not wearing any pants.