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I'm not wearing any pants!
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Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").
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Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York, who joineth me in not wearing any pants.
Come again:
Sweet love doth now invite
Thy graces that refrain
From wearing any pants

I teleported home one day
With Ron and Sid and Nance
Ron stole Nancy's heart away
And I'm not wearing pants -- Douglas Adams (almost)
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man keine Hosen tragen.
Finished with my woman 'cos she was not wearing any pants

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm not wearing any pants
I feel a stirring in The Force, as if I were not wearing any pants.
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