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I'm not wearing any pants!
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Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").
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"How will this be," Mary asked the angel, "since I'm not wearing any pants?"
"You once took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve, and promised me I'm not wearing any pants"
"The defendant appears to find these proceedings amusing." "I don't think he's wearing any pants, m'lud."
Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking I am not wearing any pants.
Hark the herald angels sing: "We're not wearing any pants".
Tweet from Naomi Campbell: "I'm on the catwalk for Lagerfeld, and I'm not wearing any pants!"
You turn if you want to. The lady's not wearing any pants.
In all the gin-joints in all the world, you walk into mine when I'm not wearing any pants
L'Etat, c'est moi, et je ne porte pas de pantalon.
Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York, who joineth me in not wearing any pants.
Come again:
Sweet love doth now invite
Thy graces that refrain
From wearing any pants
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