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I'm not wearing any pants!
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Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").
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"I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who is not wearing any pants."
Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
I am wearing no pants this year, dash away all!
And I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all and I'm not wearing any pants!
While shepherds washed their socks by night, they were not wearing pants
"How will this be," Mary asked the angel, "since I'm not wearing any pants?"
"You once took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve, and promised me I'm not wearing any pants"
"The defendant appears to find these proceedings amusing." "I don't think he's wearing any pants, m'lud."
Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking I am not wearing any pants.
Hark the herald angels sing: "We're not wearing any pants".
Tweet from Naomi Campbell: "I'm on the catwalk for Lagerfeld, and I'm not wearing any pants!"
You turn if you want to. The lady's not wearing any pants.
In all the gin-joints in all the world, you walk into mine when I'm not wearing any pants
L'Etat, c'est moi, et je ne porte pas de pantalon.
Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York, who joineth me in not wearing any pants.
Come again:
Sweet love doth now invite
Thy graces that refrain
From wearing any pants

I teleported home one day
With Ron and Sid and Nance
Ron stole Nancy's heart away
And I'm not wearing pants -- Douglas Adams (almost)
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man keine Hosen tragen.
Finished with my woman 'cos she was not wearing any pants

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm not wearing any pants
I feel a stirring in The Force, as if I were not wearing any pants.
The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he's not wearing any pants.
I am unable to come to the phone right now, because I'm not wearing any pants. I'm absolutely changing my outgoing message to this.
My God! It's not wearing any pants!

O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
  But O heart! heart! heart!
    O the bleeding drops of red,
      Where on the deck my Captain lies,
        Not wearing any pants.
Man, Man, your time is sand
Your ways are leaves upon the trees
I am the eyes of Nostradamus
I'm not wearing any pants
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