mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

Rosie

"Do you have to swagger like that, dear? You look like a builder yacking into his mobile."
"Well, I'm not wearing any pants."

Kim

Bessie Braddock: "Mister Churchill, you are drunk"
Churchill: "Madam, you are ugly, and I'm not wearing any pants". (Attrib.)

Pablo

Newspaper headline: "Famous Five Arrested in Dorset! Julian Not Wearing Any Pants!"

nyet

“Are you watching Mr. Obama? THIS is the way I twerk it: Syrian president Bashar al-Assad jiggling my buttocks on the presidential lawn. Oooh ahahah. Can’t you feel the beat? Twerk it! Twerk it! Twerk it like you’ve got it! You know you like it. Oooh yeah! You want this. I know you do. nyah nyah nyah nyah-nyah. I’m not wearing any pants.”

Gusset Login

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other nine hundred and ninety nine aren't wearing any pants."

Kim

On the evening of 19 September, at approximately 7:30 pm, Conservative MP and former Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell left the office of the Chief Whip at 9 Downing Street, famously the street containing the official residence of the Prime Minister and Chancellor of the Exchequer and therefore under heavy security. Mitchell, it is alleged, who was cycling, swore when a police officer told him to exit Downing Street through the pedestrian gate rather than by the main gate.The official police log of the incident states that Mitchell said "Best you learn your f*cking place. You don't run this f*cking government ... You're f*cking plebs. It was also alleged that he informed a police officer, "I'm not wearing any pants", though this is denied.

Guido

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect: "I'm not wearing any pants."