mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

KagomeShuko

“Don’t call me a mindless philosopher. I'm not wearing any pants!”

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“Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.”

nyet

"Yes Piglet?", "nothing," said Piglet taking Poohs Hand. "I just wanted to be sure of you. I'm not wearing any pants."

Raak

The graveyards are full of indispensable people who are not wearing any pants.

Raak

"I-I-I-I-I'm not wearing aaaany pants!"

Robin

Houston, we have a problem. I'm not wearing any pants.

cfm

"I could'a had class. I could'a been a contender. But I'm not wearing any pants."

Raak

"This morning the British Ambassador in Berlin handed the German Government a final note stating that unless we heard from them by 11.00 a.m. that they were prepared at once to withdraw their troops from Poland, a state of war would exist between us. I have to tell you that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently I am not wearing any pants."