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I'm not wearing any pants!
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Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").
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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I'm not wearing any pants."
“Don’t call me a mindless philosopher. I'm not wearing any pants!”
Hidden text“Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.”
"Yes Piglet?", "nothing," said Piglet taking Poohs Hand. "I just wanted to be sure of you. I'm not wearing any pants."
The graveyards are full of indispensable people who are not wearing any pants.
"I-I-I-I-I'm not wearing aaaany pants!"
Houston, we have a problem. I'm not wearing any pants.
"I could'a had class. I could'a been a contender. But I'm not wearing any pants."
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