mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

Phil

Toto, I've got a feeling I'm not wearing any pants any more

Raak

When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it. Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were not wearing any pants; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.

Phil

*Doing my best impression of a Victorian lyrical tenor (liable to scare the horses)* - "Come into the garden, Maud. I'm not wearing any pants."

Kim

Exodus, Chapter 3
¹³And Moses said unto God, Behold, when I come unto the children of Israel, and shall say unto them, The God of your fathers hath sent me unto you; and they shall say to me, What is his name? what shall I say unto them?
¹⁴ And God said unto Moses, I Am That I Am Not Wearing Any Pants: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I Am Not Wearing Any Pants hath sent me unto you.

nyet

"I'm giving her all she's got, Captain! I’m not wearing any pants.”