mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

KagomeShuko

Here I stand. I'm not wearing any pants.

Robin

I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
She said I had it comin' to me
But I wanted it that way
I think that any love is good lovin'
And so I took what I could get
She looked at me with her big brown eyes
And said "I'm not wearing any pants!"

Slick Willy

"I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss I'm not wearing any pants!"

Phil

"It's worse than that, Jim! I'm not wearing any pants!"

Kim

If I should die, think only this of me
There is some corner of a foreign field where I'm not wearing any pants