mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

NotJohn

And when that one great scorer comes
To mark against your name
It matters not who won, or lost
But whether you're wearing any pants

Kim

To the tune of "Yellow Submarine"
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants

Chorus
We all live in a Yellow Submarine etc. etc.

Robin

Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bare ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say "I'm not wearing any pants".

Pablo

"Ich bin ein Berliner! I'm not wearing any pants."

KagomeShuko

I can't understand why people are frightened I'm not wearing any pants! - John Cage

Hidden text

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened of old ones. John Cage (1912-1992)

nyet

"Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now I'm not wearing any pants!

nyet

"Veni, vidi, im 'non vestitum quis Braccae"