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I'm not wearing any pants!
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Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").
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Two thousand years ago, the proudest boast was "civis romanus sum" Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich trage keine Unterhose!"
It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the DEATH
STAR, an armored space
station with enough power
to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire's
sinister agents, Princess
Leia is not wearing any pants
Cogito ergo non gerens bracis aliquam

And when that one great scorer comes
To mark against your name
It matters not who won, or lost
But whether you're wearing any pants
To the tune of "Yellow Submarine"
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants

Chorus
We all live in a Yellow Submarine etc. etc.

Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bare ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say "I'm not wearing any pants".
"Ich bin ein Berliner! I'm not wearing any pants."
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