mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

NotJohn

When I am dead, my dearest
Sing no sad songs for me
Plant no roses at my head
Nor shady cypress tree
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet
And if thou wilt, remember
I'm not wearing any pants

CdM

I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.
Waking at four to soundless dark, I stare.
In time the curtain-edges will grow light.
Till then I see what’s really always there:
I'm not wearing any pants.

Kim

"They may take our lives, but I'm not wearing - ANY PANTS!!"

Phil

"Friends, Romans, countrymen. I'm not wearing any pants" (somewhat obligatory, I feel)

KagomeShuko

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village, though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
I'm not wearing any pants.

Giertrud

Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is I'm not wearing any pants! -Abraham Lincoln

Kim

Two thousand years ago, the proudest boast was "civis romanus sum" Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich trage keine Unterhose!"